By: Erin Mahoney @ 101 lactations
Horoscopes
Forecast by Erin Mahoney
Aries: Just a guess, but this week the stars predict you’ll eat enough turkey to make your butthole gobble for days.
Taurus: Your new favorite drink will be tequila and fruit tea, which will replace your previous favorite drink: tequila and whatever you find in your parents’ fridge.
Gemini: If it looks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, you’d better take it back to the kennel for a refund.
Cancer: Nobody likes taking advice, and I would advise you to never take it again.
Leo: Freakie-deakies need love too. Freakie-deakies need love too.
Virgo: Face your biggest fears today, but good luck finding a member of the all-powerful race of mice-spiders.
Libra: The stars request that you play Scrabble with them on Facebook.
Scorpio: Use your free time this week to make a mash-up called “Don’t Go Chasing Water Runs Dry.”
Sagittarius: Your love for organic honey will reach a very odd climax this week.
Capricorn: The stars see in your future a whole night spent in the kitchen, making delicious cookies, followed by a day-time trip to the Highlander office to get rid of some pesky cookies.
Aquarius: Spend a little more time in front of a mirror today, if only so you spend a little less time showing yourself in public.
Pisces: Oh man, Pisces, you are the BEST.
Alternative for Aries if it’s too gross/juvenile for this issue that will be submitted for awards -
Aries: Boy, the heavens sure hope you enjoy spending extra for a sub-standard product, because your UC is starting to resemble Arby’s
Pug Shots
Kelly Mahoney owns a wiener dog. Kelly also LOVES pugs. Her big sister Erin made an amazing Christmas present for her. Family portrait pictures of Wienerman and a pug. I can’t even put into words how much I love this!
101 Lactations
My sister-in-law Erin Mahoney (one of my all time favorite people ever) started a blog. So far it consists of old comics she made with friends. There is also this inspirational poster she created while she is finishing her quarter at UCR. Cats and sharks! Don’t mind if I do! Click the link sucka for more.
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