Best of the Goodness Part II
Here is the second installment of The Goodness made by myself and Aaron Olson.
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Best of the Goodness: The Sequel
1. Baby It’s You – The Beatles
2. Love American Style – Heavy Vegetable
3. Black Sheep – SRC
4. Krusty – Papa M
5. Dust Your Head Color Red – Swamp Dogg
6. Telstar – The Tornados
7. Mouth Canyon – Gastr Del Sol
8. I Felt Your Shape – The Microphones
9. Waterloo Sunset – The Kinks
10. Gepetto – Optiganally Yours
11. Baby You Oughta to Think it Over – Bobby Womack
12. Chinese Apple – Loose Fur
13. Trainer – Pinback
14. Lost Beauties – Cryptacize
15. Let It Be Me – David Pajo
16. Runaway Horses – Philip Glass
Horoscopes
Forecast by Erin Mahoney
Aries: This week your wiener dog will break completely open and terrible, cheap candy will fall out.
Taurus: I know what you’re thinking – what’s the use of going on without Conan leading us? How should we spend our days? For guidance, simply look to his most revered creation, the Masturbating Bear.
Gemini: This week, you must be true to yourself. Also, be true to Doritos. And don’t forget to be true to the abominable snowman.
Cancer: You will discover the meaning of life today in the bathroom of a Hometown Buffet.
Leo: In the event of a fire, remove your cardboard pants.
Virgo: Your entomological interest will take a wrong turn when you decide to live on a diet of ants, and their anthropological interest will similarly go awry when they decide to live on a diet of you.
Libra: Yes, learning Na’Vi is a good idea indeed, and please do consider yourself bilingual when applying for jobs.
Scorpio: Wow, it’s obvious you’re going mad.
Sagittarius: There’s a party in your mouth, and it’s standing room only! That’s what happens when you choke on a noisemaker.
Capricorn: This week embrace your inner child, but never ever your outer child.
Aquarius: The stars have been so very foolish to have underestimated you and have frankly taken you for granted. In fact, you are now the ruler of the Cosmos. Good luck.
Pisces: Today’s your lucky day! Whatever happens, whatever you lose, whoever dies – please consider it good fortune.
You can email highlandereic@ucr.edu to express your love for the horoscopes, and request that they be published on the official website!
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Horoscopes
Forecast by Erin Mahoney
Aries: Just a guess, but this week the stars predict you’ll eat enough turkey to make your butthole gobble for days.
Taurus: Your new favorite drink will be tequila and fruit tea, which will replace your previous favorite drink: tequila and whatever you find in your parents’ fridge.
Gemini: If it looks like a duck, and sounds like a duck, you’d better take it back to the kennel for a refund.
Cancer: Nobody likes taking advice, and I would advise you to never take it again.
Leo: Freakie-deakies need love too. Freakie-deakies need love too.
Virgo: Face your biggest fears today, but good luck finding a member of the all-powerful race of mice-spiders.
Libra: The stars request that you play Scrabble with them on Facebook.
Scorpio: Use your free time this week to make a mash-up called “Don’t Go Chasing Water Runs Dry.”
Sagittarius: Your love for organic honey will reach a very odd climax this week.
Capricorn: The stars see in your future a whole night spent in the kitchen, making delicious cookies, followed by a day-time trip to the Highlander office to get rid of some pesky cookies.
Aquarius: Spend a little more time in front of a mirror today, if only so you spend a little less time showing yourself in public.
Pisces: Oh man, Pisces, you are the BEST.
Alternative for Aries if it’s too gross/juvenile for this issue that will be submitted for awards -
Aries: Boy, the heavens sure hope you enjoy spending extra for a sub-standard product, because your UC is starting to resemble Arby’s
Best of the Goodness
My friend Aaron and I have been trading mixes for over a year now. Nothing beats some good old fashioned snail mail with an awesome mix. We got together to bring you the best of our exchange which we call “The Goodness”.
Enjoy wont you!
Aaron Olson can be found bass fishin’ with his mother fuckin’ friends in Crypatcize or meticulously rockin out in his solo project Cobra and Me
As for me… well unless you’re an autistic kid or a juvenile delinquent I don’t have much to offer you except maybe some more mixes which I will post soon. I am going to try to do at least one a month.
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1. Escape From New York – John Carpenter
2. Master Jack – Four Jacks and A Jill
3. St. Elmo’s Fire – Brian Eno
4. Made In Japan – Buck Owens
5. L’amour Stories – Deerhoof
6. All I Wanna Do – The Beach Boys
7. Ghost Ship In A Storm – Jim O’Rourke
8. Get To You – The Byrds
9. I’m Glad – Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band
10. Hospital – The Modern Lovers
11. Boyd’s Journey – Michael Nyman
12. What’s The Most Exciting Thing – Moondog
13. Glass Museum – Tortoise
14. The Dolphins – Fred Neil
15. Massachusetts – The Bee Gees
16. E/OR – Heavy Vegetable
17. Farmer’s Daughter – The Beach Boys
18. Evergreen – Roy Orbison
19. The Biggest Lie – Elliott Smith
20. Complicated Game – XTC
21.Tonight You Belong To Me – Steve Martin & Bernadette Peters in The Jerk
*art – Roby Saavedra
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